In case of emergency I think the contents of my purse may be too revealing

So I'm cleaning it out, pouring onto the hardwood floor potato chip crumbs and two laundry claim tags...$2.67 in lose change, three packs of Orbit gum (one empty), four prescriptions, a bottle of aspirin and countless pharmacy receipts...a Moleskine with a pen that keeps coming uncapped...headphones and Raybans, a Citibank deposit slip and a water stained copy of Don Quixote...chamomile tea and dozens of tiny yellow post-it notes falling out like leaves sketched with phone numbers and scraps of poetry.